A Very Naughty Night Before Christmas

Home alone on Christmas Eve with her stockings off and her favourite little toy in hand, she's rudely interrupted by a ruckus on the lawn and a leering, very fake Santa at her window. Just as she reaches for the phone, her lover tumbles through the window in a lopsided beard and a pillow-stuffed suit, and a cheeky rhyming retelling of the classic Christmas poem ends with a broken bed and a very merry finish.